“model is 6’1 and wears a small” go to prison.

Why do I hear Shabba faintly playing from my parents room did one of them get a tik tok

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happy october 33rd

Still hilarious in case any of you were worried

Can someone send me a workout plan because my usual method is this:

I’m pretty sure my Dunkin has alcohol in it

Coffee, edm, meticulously scheduled work blocks, break for single tweet

I swear weekdays without an alarm I’d be able to sleep til 2pm, weekends I barely get past 8am

When they said “the less I know the better” they were 100% right

Uber driver been playing great music all drive but hit me with the r Kelly jump scare; sir, did you not know?

Don’t judge your hot sauce by color, I’m crying right now

NY hasn’t had an earthquake in years, I move here from California and here we are… coincidence? I think not.

What do you call a small Italian mobster? Tiny Soprano

At peak stress and I just found out I paid for triple a while carless

Haven’t been on twitter in a while and instead of saying “what’s on your mind…” it now says “what’s is happening?!” and honestly mood

are tweets still tweets or are they Xs?