Aww! So cute of the NYT to believe Georgie when he said this 🥹

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

The way that airlines are treating their customers is like they low key miss terrorism

Boston weather in its Lover eta

Hi, people in charge of things? Fucking pay the writers, they deserve it & I need Seth Meyers to explain Trump’s indictment to me

My boyfriend has asked me to tell everyone that he is grumpy

Why aren’t s FaceTime voicemails a thing

Seasonal reminder that I have no idea who or what a Parson Brown is

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

Trump: criminals are bad and I am tough on crime Harris: bitch you ARE the crime

Trump: “I’ve been a leader on fertilization”

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

If this doesn’t win best picture this Oscar season I’m gonna lose it

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

I do not like this

👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

So I agree that you’re not in any way qualified for this job but are you aware that the job you currently have is to be the top public health and health policy person in America