Hey I wonder what girl defined is up to-

me in the Applebees bathroom after 1 bahama mama

Can't stop thinking about how the 7th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop

Someone needs to get the masculine urge to cash app me $10,000

oh no i think she tried to give herself bangs

she 100% teaches ccd

The Philly Fan Hall of Fame Inductees: (thread)

mom describing how someone is related to us

somewhere right now an uncle is asking his teenaged niece if her ripped jeans came like that

now why he say that 😭

Was the night SILENT or was it SILENCED?

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

These isolated vocals from Frank Ocean tho!!

the DMV employees when you don’t have all your paperwork:

when I text you “🤸🏻‍♀️” it means