When I make an unalive joke and they ask if I’m serious Me:

Yeah, shame and guilt suck. However, they also remind me that I’m not a psychopath. So, at least I’ve got that going for me.

Taurus Season: I still have a lot of things to do, but I'll get there in my own time, or I won't. Either way, I'm not worried about it.

This was one of my most Taurus birthdays ever. I dreamed of a cake and then had it the next day. Yes, it was fantastic—chocolate with raspberry and chocolate filling. The icing was buttercream, but I believe next time I will go with whipped cream cheese.

I've stopped telling most people what I'm working on because the moment people start putting expectations on me is the moment I'm less likely to do it.

Some of y’all are on ancestry.com posting pictures like it's a dating website...No, stop that.

When a Taurus stops responding it’s not exactly surprising. You definitely should have seen it coming. So scroll up and take account of what you did wrong. astropoets.substack.com/p/how-the-sign…

When a Cancer stops responding it absolutely has to do with revenge. It’s definitely a last resort but it’s one they take seriously. astropoets.substack.com/p/how-the-sign…

Man with a dog in his bag, walking his duck ... as one does.

If you look into the abyss, the abyss might love you back.

Theme of the day

This still makes me smile

Simulation lag time

Healthy relationships don't require perfectly unflawed people. They require communication and conflict resolution.

Most people are selling fear and then their product or service as the escape.

"Just be yourself" is widely misinterpreted. It doesn't mean "stay the way you are." It means "become the best version of yourself."

Some people are meant to be the major arcana in your life. A cosmic force in human form that touches and changes you forever—but they aren’t meant to stay in your everyday life. Sometimes, you’re that cosmic force for someone else.

Them: Fuck around and find out. Me: Ok, can we get to the finding out part now?