||I hope I'm the first Dadsona to make a legit college AU

Aaron is studying. He's also piss drunk. But don't worry, he doesn't realize that he's actually writing gibberish in a coloring book.

Craig looked great today- I mean not in a gay way- but like if I was I'd totally fuck him- but like that's entirely hypothetical I'd never-

Aaron scored the winning touchdown on overtime and he couldn't be happier. Craig and him are going out for drinks later to celebrate.

Aaron woke up in somebody's bed, not sure how he got there, but the thundering headache and beer breath gives him an idea.

He just saw the prettiest girl with purple hair

His 4 years old sister, Ariel, threw up all over him at her birthday party yesterday. He vows that he'll never have kids, ever. Irony.

"Leaked picture of Robert's Halloween costume:"

||It's not that he's a fuckboy, it's the fact that he's literally dumb as rocks, mixed with his (at this point, chaotic) sex drive.

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Back from the dead, I need to find me some dick- I mean pussy to suck- I mean eat.