/ gotta go to work in a few mins but uhhh like this if u want a short starter?? I'll do them at my lunch break if I can

Somehow all these strange, more gothic Josephs do not concern me as much as the pastel one that I know the most.

( He's hurriedly rushing a burning pot of /something/ out of his house and dropping it on the sidewalk as it festers... Right in the path of @patercultui. ) Oh... my Gosh, I didn't see you standing there. Sorry. ( He weakly looks between Joseph and the pot. ) Cooking. Heh.

( He's heard somebody new moved in nearby, and Alex actually wants to make a good impression! Of course, he's not exactly expecting to be standing at @GrimmGxth's door when he knocks. ) Anybody home?

It's okay that my daughter took my jacket. I had two.

/ it's not harassment bc I love u

Goodness I just want to be done with this day.

/ *dons my clown makeup once again* 🤡

( Oh geez. Oh goodness. The neighborhood's kicking up again. Dare he leave his home... )

Ah, I don't uh... Sleep. Very often.

Oh, I wasn't saying you would! Have fun! ...If- If you're going to- have fun in a graveyard- ...Yeah.

I might just stay inside... Watch a movie. Burn some popcorn.

( oh, well, he's not exactly a social butterfly... but he'll try his best! )

Longing for affection? Boy, don't I know how that feels! ( Cue studio audience laughter playing for an uncomfortably long time, )

it's easter sunday and i am terrified of joseph appearing in my home