Liberal Tears 2.0 😂

“Ugh, thanks a lot white men, you got him elected!” White men:

gluing fat people together

Happy birthday dear Jesus!

Outdoor mall but it still stinks I bet

Investment committee just gave my deal five big booms???

He’s all grown up

Proudest accomplishment? Never downloading TikTok

How am I going to be provide the greatest shareholder value if I don’t dress like greatness?

I spend so much time on the shitter at work I’m starting to recognize co-workers by their streams

Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week buff.ly/3QxA4LR

would love to take inefficient midrange shots here

AMERICA FIRST 🇺🇸

The feeling after getting an AND1

Girls be excluding guys they hooked up with from their body count like telecoms exclude “one time expenses” from adjusted EBITDA

“What are your plans this weekend?”

If anyone wants to bring me off market turnaround TMT/CPG deals, I’ll give you a big kiss🫦

One year from now if Rory doesn't take care of business tomorrow

Time back in VA: 15 min Cookout trays smashed: 2