2021: Trump wants to start "The Patriot Party" 2024: 2025: The New England Football Team

What a day! I have teared up at so many moments including President Biden giving Al Roker a fist bump.

On a totally superficial note, what kind of witchcraft was done on Dr. Jill Biden's bangs to get them to hold up so well?

The regular or extra strong hold version?

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out. Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed. In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

Yeah, when I think of the middle of the country, I think of NJ's own, Springsteen. A swing and a miss, Jeep

Also, why is no one taking about Springsteen's obvious facial enhancements the way we scrutinize every woman who dares to do the same? #DoubleStandards

Declaring us the ReUnited States of America is the equivalent of saying, “Racism solved!”

Little noticed but super important provision of the #AmericanRescuePlan: It dramatically lowers premiums for ACA health plans. Caps premiums at 8% of income, no premiums for anyone 150% of poverty or below. That's HUGE. And so important in the middle of the pandemic.

Check out @alwysabridesmd fundraising page for Preterm Cleveland fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/316…

I love the Brave browser

"We ask for members' responsible and respectful cooperation with this revised policy" Cut to me wearing my mask in hopes people will keep 6ft distance assuming I'm not vaccinated. cnn.com/2021/05/14/bus…

Together, we are all... x.com/Indians/status…

#GetVaccinated

My favorite part of #LuLaRich is the lady who was never in LuLaRoe and wasn’t a lawyer or anything, she’d just been following along the whole time just because she’s a messy bitch who loves drama. A hero.

This should make you angry. The US is in the midst of a real COVID surge with more than 100k reported cases (?500k actual cases) per day yet the CDC tweets this. Nothing to see here. All is well. Everything is green.

I'm sorry, what?? A cheetah??

The Kalahari reservation code has been posted on the codemash.org/buytickets/ We're still working on correcting the Eventbrite pricing.

The ticket pricing is a bit off, there should be an early bird discount. Working on it now. if you've already paid, we'll process partial refunds. Sorry for the confusion. -ohg