Alli Mc☁️ (@allihm) 's Twitter Profile
Alli Mc☁️

@allihm

fueled by naps and sunshine

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calendar_today16-04-2012 22:39:31

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Code Blue Memes (@codebluememes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Triage in 2021 summed up: Me: “do you have any covid symptoms?” Patient: “no I just have a cold, I’m vaccinated” [repeat for 12 hours]

Alli Mc☁️ (@allihm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Truly a bold move for a group of old people who likely can’t list all the medicine they take stopping them from having heart attacks daily

Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Utah's Republican Governor Spencer Cox, as he vetoes a ban on trans athletes passed by the state legislature, notes 75,000 high school athletes and only four are transgender. "Rarely has so much fear and anger been directed at so few."

Utah's Republican Governor Spencer Cox, as he vetoes a ban on trans athletes passed by the state legislature, notes 75,000 high school athletes and only four are transgender. "Rarely has so much fear and anger been directed at so few."
cate in the kitchen x (@catekitchen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day

Anand Swaminathan MD MPH 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 (@emswami) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tell me you haven’t seen an emergency department in the last 3 years without telling me you haven’t seen an emergency department in the last 3 years

Alli Mc☁️ (@allihm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In case anyone was looking for a way to appear as creepy as possible in public, lock your keys in your trunk at an ALDI and then sit inside watching people bag their groceries.