I usually don’t tweet but when I do... PT 2

“are u ok” no i need money.

What a career for Tom Brady 🐐

How about that?!? Ella Reeves becomes BC’s first female NSAA state wrestling qualifier!! She punched her ticket today at the district meet in West Point. Boom!

Why do I always run out of tampons when I’m at my brokest

i filmed this music video last night in my living room on an iphone. run it up 🥳🥳 “ay” feat. Lil Wayne WEEZY F youtu.be/QwowRNLw8Fg

they should bring back tooth tunes

if i eat one more bowl of mac and cheese i’m going to turn into a noodle

The Braves add onto the list of state qualifiers with additional qualifiers: Jacob Ottis in the Shot Put and Discus, Boden Obst in the Long Jump, Dylan Amick in the 110H, and Brock West in the 800M #BurkeBound

it’s a full blood moon and an eclipse tonight…magic ✨

Caller says a female is putting raviolis in his gas tank.

This one's all you, #TeamEnchirito. The Enchirito™ will be back for a limited time starting 11/17.

What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up? "You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022." "You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders." "You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."

Making eye contact with someone while taking a bite of your Bean Burrito is a form of intimacy that we can't explain.

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Back (but different this time). Starting tomorrow, get Nacho Fries with Yellowbird Sauce while supplies last.

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