haters on live action lilo and stitch haters on beau is afraid being a hater ass bitch is back baby!!!

this is the first year in my life where i can’t do a countdown to summer like in high school musical 2 and i’m really broken up about it

tweeting is one of my best skills because

don’t you just hate it when pussy hort

what happens when you like the bitmoji more than the actual person, huh?

wish i had more hobbies than just spending money

people explaining why they hate the barbie movie x.com/_Space_Sapphic…

How I feel eating Tostitos hint of lime chips

jim pillin? more like i’m killin (myself)

can dr. pepper perform abortions?

all phobia no homo

every day is an apocalypse when you haven’t had your dr. pepper yet

sucks to be the dude who had to open a one-man comedy show the day after THAT

FINE! i’ll say it: i LIKE it when people are pure of heart! i LOVE to see them full of glee!

coming back to this god forsaken place for him ❤️

it’s always the nights you wanna try onions on your subway sandwich that the subways are all closed for the evening

me staying home on halloween is a recession indicator

you grew up on mr. rager i grew up on mr. cardamom we are not the same

abolishing the penny rn feels like another twist from the knife and i’m heartbroken

hater until proven stan