I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment

How are we supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

(slam poetry open mic) do NOT touch the ARMA- DILLOS. It's 9 bands, not FOR hands. ADMIRE, from a dist- ANCE. armadill? no. mo. (everyone snaps)

I think I still know every word to every one of these songs

Wait for it

Joe Biden continues to deliver

Deathcab for who, me?

in my slut era

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

Hell yeah brother

Someone sent me this

just got back from the cherished and universally beloved friend convention and they all knew you

tonight I may invent a beverage I’ll call the Oklahoma Watch Party which is just some kind of hard liquor in a Braum’s cherry limeade

He just wanted the neighbors to stop dumping garbage on mountain habitat so they body-shamed him?????????????? SMH. The Grinch is a conservation baddie, put some respect on his name WHOVILLE.