Trump hanging his supporters in DC out to dry in favor of an exclusive inauguration where only his inner circle and top donors can attend is the perfect metaphor for this administration and today’s GOP.

all of these theatrics and bootlicking all for the app to become usable again come monday with trump getting all of the praise and glory, despite his cabinet introducing the bill in the first place. truly incredible levels of absurdity we’re witnessing here

grow a fucking spine, tiktok

All those recipes I had saved just gone

i remember when these were like $80. we are truly living in heII

he definitely just cheated & it wasn’t as good as he hoped.

when the D.A.R.E. program came to my elementary school, they told us that every time you smoke weed one memory gets erased. and even as a kid that was appealing to me

being almost done writing an essay and realizing your points actually counter your thesis

not to sound like a boomer but yall…. my fellow gen z… i say this with no malice in my heart…. But there is a time and place to vape and the dinner table, an awards show, the classroom, the workplace, the museum etc are not one of them

This joke in any context will never not be funny. Megan Thee Stallion, you are so appreciated for your contributions to society.

IT'S NOT AN ENTITLEMENT IT'S MY MONEY THEY TOOK IT OUT OF MY PAYCHECK FOR 55 YEARS

Copping out by making Jumba and Pleakley wear digital human skins is so stupid. Like isn’t it a whole joke that they’re obviously aliens in cheap disguises

American citizen breaks down in tears because she is now living in her car “for the foreseeable future” She has a job but rent prices are so out of control in America and you need 2.5x the rent to qualify for an apartment, she has to live in her car Rent is out of control

Did she cook me?

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Again: The USPS is REQUIRED to deliver to EVERY. SINGLE. ADDRESS in the United States. They have someone ride into the Grand Canyon ON A MULE to deliver mail to people who live at the bottom of the canyon. They are not meant to be profitable. They are meant to serve US citizens.

Now this is a recession indicator.

Anyone claiming states will do what the Department of Education does is lying to you. A huge job of the Department of Education is enforcing regulations and providing funding and services THE STATES CANNOT OR REFUSE TO.

the best thing a therapist ever told me is “you’re not lazy, you only have a certain amount of energy and right now you’re using it all to survive” and i know someone else needs to hear that too

We’re so grown & stressed, we didn’t even notice yesterday was 4/20 y’all🤣🤣🤣🤣