// also I miss Athena/Lilith banter

// broke: new follower notification woke: Spoiler alert

❝Somethin' about locked doors, man... Makes my palms itch.❞ ➥ Aspiring vault hunter ➥ Borderlands RP ➥ SPA/ENG ➥ Canon/HC based

// This was amusing in that very specific way that is also faintly upsetting, which I think captures Tannis’ brand of humor perfectly. I’m glad you dm’d me about this, it was a really good read. I missed your Tannis :')

// I am sure Lilith still does that, wherever she is.

(from beyond the grave) Tina’s right, cowards.

Actually if you believe I died to Alicia Keys Girl on Fire, that’s on you.

Dying is awesome! All of the cool kids are doing it!

*Dead* (sexy)

💀

🤔

// blaming women for men’s actions is v strange to see and yet

My whole life, I thought I was too sexy to die. Turns out, I am. Is what I would say, if I weren’t dead.

Alexa play Girl On Fire.

‘Sup, Dr. Tannis. Just wanted to let you know from the Great Beyond: ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴠᴀ’ꜱ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ, ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜɪɢʜ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ.

Jokes on you, I’m too hot to die.

🦗

Have you considered. Yeah, didn’t think so.