I just saw an ad for "vegan" nail polish and idk i just feel like nobody should be eating nail polish

getting ready to scroll past another batch of blue-check parody tweets

My fiance was in Germany for exactly 6 days for a business trip and she's over here on dula peep lingo like "meine katze ist sehr shön"

the tl rn

I want to go to there

Can't believe absolutely flawless reference to The Kroll Show was a flop at the gay bar last night

I want a "Four Christmases" style movie but it's Nick Cannon visiting all of his kids/families in the same day

2023 is such an ugly numberrrrrrrughhhhhh :(((

"This style runs small. Size up." Ok??? Or just label your clothes correctly????

My snatch game would be miss piggy and i would win

It's so cute we're going to be able to listen to Rihanna's favorite Rihanna songs

If there's one thing i'm gonna be it's carsick

Sold out NYC @whereisMUNA show single-handedly keeping the fine line tattoo business afloat

How do I know I'm a woman? I have a drawer full of haggard ill-fitting unworn sports bras from high school that I keep "just in case"

It used to be I couldn't leave my apartment without spending $20 and now it's I can't go on my phone without spending $100

Naming our women's March Madness bracket "Til The Break of Dawn Staley" so good luck coming up with something better

you don’t understand what it was like to grow up gay in the 2000s… we’d see shit like this and people would be like “she’s not gay she’s just CHILL! she’s a COOL CHILL TOMBOY GIRLIE WITH A BF!! and then you’d be like “ohhh i’m not a lesbian, i’m just mad chill!!” the gaslighting

The girlies are going to look back on this summer of music the same way frat boys romanticize the summer of 2016