Of course, the main improvement we'd made was the new easy-to-use dashboard. Hammond, would you like to set the sat nav, please? Yep, we have a choice of four destinations - home, post office, Peggy's house or bingo. #TopGear

I've bought this... a Citroen CX Safari. It wasn't easy to find one, as most have been turned into motorhomes… #TheGrandTour

I am never, ever, ever going to complain ever again about the quality of a hotel, as long as I get to a hotel and I don't have to actually build it. Do you want a room, sir? Certainly. Here's some bricks, mortar, a lavatory seat, some wood, nails, a hammer, carpet, some glass...

By far the most underrated chocolate bar in Britain.

"Yes, I am, but I'm very modest." "Are you?" "Yes, that's why I drive a yellow Ferrari." "Do you?" "I drive everything better than everybody else.” "Let's have another friend but let's leave him to die on a mountain top, shall we?" #TopGear

Of course, there are one or two drawbacks. I can't imagine, for instance, that it's terribly safe, not when your knees are the crumple zones. #TopGear

Hello and welcome to what's left of Top Gear. #TopGear

Hello and welcome to the Christmas Special of Top Gear. And, to flesh that out a bit, here's our resident elf. Yes. And what makes our Christmas Special so special is that there isn't any Christmas stuff in it. #TopGear

#TheGrandTour

Dab on it, wagwam! #TheGrandTour

We've all done it. We were ambitious and for the first time ever, successful. And we've been factual! #TopGear

“I grew up watching a lot of foreign language films.” The foreign language films:

“The best place to stand during an earthquake?” Me, an intellectual:

Tonight, James falls out of a boat. I have a fight with a gear lever. And... Hello. Oh, dear. This is a bit embarrassing. #TopGear

100% this

I can't get over how heavy those bananas were. How could she have them on her head? #TopGear

Aw, bad news! What? The Dacia Sandero, it's delayed. Oh no! Anyway... #TopGear