me in the mirror: me in pictures:

Love doctors offices! Especially when I wait at the front desk for 10 mins with no one saying a word to me or even looking at me

Update! after and hour of waiting in the waiting room at the doctors turns out that I need to go to a psychiatrist and not a doctor for what I need!!! Love wasting my time

Now I’m getting my blood pressure done for no reason

Am I the only one when watching those truth aids to stop vaping just aggressively starts ripping there vape for no reason

Coochie horny, coochie naughty

Vaxxed and waxed

Isn’t it weird that dogs smell each other’s butts to get to know each other but if we humans did that there we would get a whole “ass” lawsuit

Quick Rule of thumb if you have dry skin do not repeat do NOT use lube as lotion, it will NOT end up in the way you expect

Me after taking one hit

When you decide to get face down on the floor to see what your cat is doing and then you realize he’s chasing a cockroach that’s heading straight towards your face

My definition of flirting

Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.

Getting my hair circumcised. Should I get bangs

Can't throw dirt on my name if you used to moan it