I believe I've been misled about what constitutes sharia law

I’m on the way to SOMOS and I posted a photo of the beautiful sunset I saw from the airplane just before I left. Y’all wasted no time with the jokes 🤣

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logging back into Microsoft Teams after the holidays:

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

This storm has its own PR team and honestly they're killing it

Not true. If you're a corner property owner, you must shovel a path up to and including the pedramp. Crosswalks are DSNY's responsibility, but with this volume of snow, snow piles end up taking up space on the crosswalk. After DSNY plows they have time to come back and touch up.

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

it might seem stupid, but i will always pick the $13,428 flight over the $738 flight, and here's why. 1. two stops instead of one, allowing me to chat with more prospects and key stakeholders in Tampa Bay and Washington, DC (double the TAM) 2. a more expensive flight forces me

Found this incredible Queens valentine

Who gets the nomination in a special election and how does it get decided? Why did Rana run without the county or WFP lines? I dig into some of this in my latest post: naureenakhter.substack.com/p/a-bitter-los…

I would happily pay more council tax if my council replied to imbeciles in this way.

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

I just realized that playing Musical Chairs prepared us as adults for getting a seat on the subway.

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus.

i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)

Yesterday after the Menin budget proposal dropped