I really feel like we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

I just know in my bones that I will somehow make a beautiful life for myself no matter what the world throws at me.

What do you buy for a bagel who has everything

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan

nature is so beautiful .

Rubbing my eye corner gspot

me, you, shrek 2, taco bell. think about it

ppl my age getting married n im here tryna figure out how the fck imma go on a jet2holiday

I’m not even kidding get the fuck out of my way for this.

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Men do sit on IG all day finding random chicks to follow and lust over. Loser type shit, pls go to work!

accidentally dropped an f-bomb while teaching today, so I explained to my middle school class that cool people are actually allowed to say that word and not get in trouble, but they can’t say it because none of them are cool