one episode in and i’m ready for someone to step up and give mulaney a lifelong contract to make a chaotic late night show

it’s honestly psychotic that pauly shore keeps publicly bullying richard simmons like he’s somehow morally entitled to play him in a biopic just because they vaguely look alike

drake this morning

I just can’t get my head around the abandon with which the centrist liberal establishment has demonized the act of protest mere months ahead of a Trump election that feels increasingly inevitable since they also managed to tear apart the coalition of Dem voters we needed to win

In period before his assassination, 63% of Americans disapproved of Dr King’s protests. The NY Times editorialized against his “slander” against U.S. because of his anti war position, and accused him of being disruptive. We know today that provocateurs were planted in his rallies

Maybe all the liberals wringing their hands about the protests and equivocating about police intervention could think more than two days in advance about what this could mean for, idk, people in the south protesting for reproductive rights.

The UAW will never support the mass arrest or intimidation of those exercising their right to protest, strike, or speak out against injustice.

studios should’ve known never to fuck with anyone drinking that much mike’s hard lemonade

to my knowledge “margaritaville” is the only song about alcoholic regret and self-loathing that was turned into a chain of restaurants and resorts

I have decided to make quentin tarantino’s 10th movie

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wow OJ died. rest in peace, norm macdonald.

it's something of a struggle to juggle my main life aspiration (be cool and shut the fuck up) with my vocation ('writer')

we’re being robbed and they’re channeling your anger at immigrants and four trans girls who play volleyball in another state.

I guess i’m just choosing to look at it more like a 3 Body Opportunity :)

britney from fresno, noted british royal family authority on tiktok, quickly pivoting to her deep expertise in oncology

I had nothing to do with this, but DRUGSTORE JUNE was super funny and charming and reminded me of my favorite 90s indie comedies. also esther should be in every movie

RIP king

“that makes sense” - me having absolutely no idea what the fuck you’re talking about

I first met Coleman when I was 22, a college kid who introduced myself to her at a film festival in TN. not only was she warm and kind, she took an active interest in me and kept in touch over the years, even as she was getting sicker. she was a true artist and a lovely human 💔