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alexa

@alexaschneider_

st. petersburg / enjoy the hell ride, baby

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calendar_today13-10-2011 21:08:17

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Hi YETI I’m sure you don’t get this complaint often but could you possibly create a cup that prevent my coffee from burning my tongue 4 hours after brewing it thank you

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ppl that drive old undercover cop cars and get mad ppl are going the speed limit when they’re riding everyone’s ass ?? like did you even think before you decided to be a fake ass cop or what

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Girls be dating boys that don’t know their middle name when my coworker one morning asked what I wanted from McDonalds and since then he’s brought me my coffee order correctly every day I promise it’s not hard your man just ain’t trying

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No one ever shuts the fuck up abt that one Frank Ocean transition but why aren’t we talking abt Kid Cudi’s The Prayer/Day n’ Nite transition instead

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You’re stuck on an island forever with one cd is it Billy Joel The Stranger or Fergie The Dutchess which is more versatile