my high school English teacher: you are given 5 exclamation points to use in your lifetime me: ok!!!!!

I still feel like I need to ask my parents permission to rent a movie like that $3.99 holds WEIGHT

not Trolls World Tour 😭😭😭

July 28, 2006: That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana

I mean I also weigh 3 apples but what is this

I can’t believe the Olympics has our best athletes sleeping on Build A Bear boxes

forgive me for saying this but I really feel like I need to go see Twisters in 4DX

Its Independence Day!

naming my first born Noah-Fence

lighting looking like that one day in NYC last year

just thought of a new name for a gossip; a Tea Bag™️

you come to me on the day of my Spotify wrapped ??

just overheard my neighbor refer to me as “a blonde girl” … damn… I mean it’s true but she couldn’t have thrown a “pretty” in there?

me anytime a new song comes on from a playlist literally called “Your Top Songs 2024”: *gasp* “omg I love this song”

they’re erasing HERstory

starting a count of how many times my mom has said “I’ve already been to Market Basket and back” today … rn we’re at three (3)

pranked my brother by telling him they gave me Member of the Month at his gym (that I’m not even a member at, just a weekly guest) and they took my photo for the wall, etc…. he is soooo jealous

ok but he DID ask me to be his fool for April Fools Day

Absolutely diabolical that the cutaway shot during the Las Culturistas Culture Awards for the “Creatine Award for Straight Male Excellence” was…… literally me…..