a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde.

Have a deep spiritual need to go to Costco

I’m culture shocked by heterosexual men

Were you stuffed or were you stuffing

lactaid down the hatch let’s fucking gooooooooooo

I don’t want CHILdren, I want CHILi’s

Companies during pride month vs July 1st

Champaign for my real friends of WeHo; real pain for my sham friends of WeHo

slay for pay

A haunted house but it’s filled with guys asking what do you do for work

What if we kissed at Diva Cup Park? 🥺👉👈

“I’m a top.” “I’m a bottom.” Okay… I’m Liesl - I’m sixteen years old and I don’t need a governess.

Absolutely diabolical that the cutaway shot during the Las Culturistas Culture Awards for the “Creatine Award for Straight Male Excellence” was…… literally me…..