I was FIENDING for a hot pickle... so I drove and got me a hot pickle.

nobody: people wearing black air forces:

As an ex fetus I can assure you that if my mama aborted me I wouldn’t know nor give a fuck

she’s just trying to payoff her student loans leave her alone smh

Me texting my best friend “that’s why my plane bigger than yours” in ten years after she make fun of me for only having 7 houses

oH MY goD jaMeS CHarLes

Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵

I spent 5k on some boots & lost em.. this why i need $5 flip flops from old navy ☠️☠️🤦‍♀️

is it me or weed just don’t hit like dis no mo

Future me when my kids cryin

Ain’t no dick alive that could make me loose my mind every nigga that done tried still be crying on my line☎️😂