Dissolving seaweed wrapping from Ooho Water could make takeaway sauce sachets a thing of the past. Find out about more innovate projects winning UK Research and Innovation government backing during #GreenGB Week to clean up our planet #IndustrialStrategy #CleanGrowth socsi.in/tCuJX

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One of the reasons for Queens Speech delay - it takes a week to dry the goats skin upon which it is carved. I am not joking. #velum

THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON: 53eig.ht/2sjbRML

Should I take my dog to the vet

Here's Michael Gove boning a salmon

there once was a girl called phyllis who married a guy called willis they liked to drink fanta x.com/jacob_rees_mog…

In other news, Nicolas Cage is in Kazakhstan.

It is with a heavy heart that I must report Alex Salmond had his hand licked by a hypnotist on STV2 last night.

Another disappointing Transfer Deadline Day, so it now finds a home on the Hype vs Actual Quality scale:

Richard Madeley Meets The Squatters is the most real-life Alan Partridge show ever broadcast on British TV...

Must read. Robbie Williams

Alright, you asked for it. If this gets enough retweets I'll record it. Using my real voice. x.com/louistherouxbo…

Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

When you’re a French baker desperately trying to sell off your stock

An important reminder of what happened to Trump on one of his previous visits to the UK. buzzfeed.com/jamieross/the-…

David Dein invited 9 of us correspondents into Highbury board-room to meet #Wenger in 96. Arsene spoke for 50 mins, and we were spellbound by his attacking philosophy, belief in nutrition (broccoli!) & obsession with #afc as a community club. A visionary had arrived. 1/10