this is exactly what white rich men with privilege and a huge cis male following should be doing I will love will ferrell forever

For her? It’s always brat summer

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

“Can we have shorts and hoodie season?” Midwest:

You clearly weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered

This is actually why we plant mangroves tress 🌳 🏡 🌊

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

“Yeah, I talk to my dad at least once a week” The talk:

Every fan here should have a free ticket tonight

Congratulations to Indiana University and Coach Cignetti on winning their first College Football Playoff National Championship. One of the greatest turnarounds of all time.

i don’t think there was enough media coverage on this. i can’t get over how massive this was

Minnesota National Guard was asked why they’re handing out coffee, donuts, and hot chocolate to protesters. Answer: “It’s a demonstration of safety and security. We’re here to help.” That’s how you de-escalate. Not masks. Not threats. Not bullets.

For those who aren’t into pop culture, this is like when God raised Jesus from the dead, but it’s been 20 years instead of three days.

Someone delivered the Herb Brooks speech at Harry’s Taproom in Ambler during the 3rd intermission before USA beat Canada in overtime for the gold 🇺🇸

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”

This exchange just happened on the Senate floor. Cornyn: “I don’t understand how the SAVE Act disenfranchises voters.” Durbin: “Happy to explain. Driver’s licenses don’t qualify under the bill. 50% of Americans don’t have passports.” Cornyn: “Why not just amend it?” Durbin:

Never leave a kid from Indiana open with the game on the line ...

I really hope she turns this into a billion-dollar success.