Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Madison, Wisconsin

I can’t even listen to a full song off bully. He’s really washed beyond repair

Ai Israel burger with a side of tung tung fries

Hey siri where do I find 15+ people to play a wiffle ball tournament

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Smoking weed is 95% standing up and dropping shit u had in your lap

This probably how LeBron’s pod crash landed in Akron Ohio on Dec 30th, 1984 in Gloria’s backyard

The first dude to cross him out of his yamaka getting suspended from the NBA indefinitely

New move

Hurry up with my damn croissants

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Sitting on the back deck is undefeated

How to upgrade sim rig without being broke

I figured it out

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all he did was change his shoes and socks LMAO 😭