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brown recluse truther

@alex_of_olaphis

boston's worst skater. 2019 forbes 30 under 30. as seen on @thedailyshow, @cnn, @nbc. nyt bestselling author

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calendar_today12-08-2016 20:03:52

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The alleged millennial guy's manifesto was written in a "so I did a thing..." youtuber voice and now a millennial representative is scolding in a "erm, please don't" youtuber voice.

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"Your husband was crushed in what can only be described as a miles-deep undersea implosion at a gillion pounds per square inch" families be like: can we see him?

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ppl keep saying there’s something crazy and evil inside her but she’s literally just bad at acting lol. that’s why she never got famous when she was first trying. she wants to look like a tough mama bear but she doesn’t know how to do it