MANAGERIAL OPPORTUNITY Harold Wood Athletic are still inviting applications for the Position of First Team Manager, If this position is of interest to you, please check article below. haroldwoodathleticfc.com/news/manageria…

The Wood 1st team are looking to book friendlies on the following dates.📆 5th July 16th July 19th July 26th July 30th July Charlie Portway Happy to split costs. Preferably away, but can help source pitches if necessary. If your available please get in touch. #UptheWood

BREAKING NEWS We’re proud to announce that Barnston AFC First Team will compete in the Essex Olympian Premier Division for the 2025/26 season! 🔵⚪ Our Reserves join Division 3, marking a huge step forward for the club 💪 eofl Matt Frew (Burgs) #UpTheBarno #BarnstonAFC #EOFL

🔴FIXTURES REQUIRED🔴 Still looking to fill FIXTURES FOR OUR Essex Senior League RESERVE TEAM On the following dates we have 4G PITCH BOOKED Mark Hall Harlow CM17 9LR 2pm KO 19/7 26/7 2/8 9/8 DM direct or contact [email protected] Or [email protected]

The First Team are looking to secure a fixture on July 5th, pitch and referee are already booked. Please message Charlie Portway or Liam⚒ Essex County FA Player/TeamFinder football Friendly finder

Highlights of Luzern u15s 7-1 victory over Switzerland women’s team.🇨🇭🔥

Train driver. A train was recently late reaching Fenchurch Street Station because, while at one of the train stations along the route, I had to wait for a cat to finish licking his balls and move off the tracks.

Quick wedding tip… Wash your bum.

This Tuesday vs Ongar, we’ll hold a minute’s silence before kick-off to honour club legend Bob Tyler. We’d love everyone to join us and pay their respects to a true Barnston great. 💙 Kick off 18:45 ⚽️ #ForBobTyler #BarnstonFC #ClubLegend

Our reserve team are looking for a midweek game on the 12th August. Please get in touch asap.

And the 19th August

Barnston Under 15s Goal Keeper required for upcoming Season. 📞 Contact: Manager Chris – 07810 881407

Punishment for entering ILLEGALLY: 🇷🇺Russia: 2yrs labour 🇨🇳China: 6mths prison 🇵🇰Pakistan: Upto 10yrs prison 🇰🇵North Korea: DEATH PENALTY 🇬🇧UK: Free dental, free medicals, clothing allowance, food,mobile phone, PS5, driving lessons, day trips BRITAIN IS A JOKE.

🚨BREAKING: Patriots flood Central London, gridlocking roads with flags and chants of "We want our country back!" ITS FINALLY HAPPENING. The British are AWAKE — silence broken, a mass awakening IS UNFOLDING in real time.

🚨BREAKING: Official police reports indicate that in excess of 3 MILLION patriots are on the streets of London. 'Who's streets our streets' Britain is wide awake 🇬🇧

SHARE IF YOU WANT THE TRUTH Someone in the media gets it… Trevor Phillips 🙏🏽💙

SHE CHALLENGED HIM ON MIGRANTS AND HE STOOD HIS GROUND I have no idea who this guy is but well done👏 They'll try to cancel him for standing up for British people and not towing the 'all migrants are wonderful' line But it was nice to see someone say this on British TV 🇬🇧

Available for local match cover on these dates, DM to arrange ⚽️⛑️🫡 Tues 4th Nov Tues 18th Nov Sat 22nd Nov Tues 9th Dec Tues 16th Dec

VAN DE VEN THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS 🤩

Lange and Vinai decided not to strengthen in January, delay the sacking of Frank and then appoint someone who has never managed in the prem to try get them out of trouble. Two of the worst in all of this.