don’t think i’ve ever seen an actor hop on a track and eat like this since… x.com/fhapenas/statu…

The high Wasatch above the clouds and developing inversion.

Utah is officially reporting as eligible to receive a snowstorm.

every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud

me reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

if you post a picture of your computer screen on any platform, I am zooming in. I’m looking at your tabs, I’m reading your open document, I’m browsing the desktop. im collecting data. every time

thinking about my ex who always said please and thank you when he asked chatGPT a question and when I asked him why he said “when it becomes sentient and powerful it will remember who was polite”

what do u even do at the met gala. like once you’re inside do they have like activities or something

quitting my job so i can focus on Summer

me ‘not letting it get to me’

Telenovela ass month in American politics

"doesn't harm the dog" but you removed all his skin, muscles, and organs for this???

I love cutting off teslas. Like u may not let me merge over but ur car sure as fuck will

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up