If anyone dares to say that Wales played well in the first half. Go find a cave to have a word with yourself in. “Good enough” doesn’t count. Total shambles. #WALvAUS

This guy modeled his run on Forest Gump orrrr?

Thanks Rise Against for spending 1,318 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Savior. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6Wr3hh3…

The Indianapolis Colts HC gives me serious Russell Crowe in Gladiator vibes #ColtsFootball

“That’s not Jesus, is it Kurt Cobain?!” #ShitJennaSays

The fact the Apple retailers in Denver Airport are trying to charge $100 over retail for AirPod Gen2 is daylight robbery #DIA #apple #denveraiport

Nathaniel Hackett 💀

Now taking bets on how long it takes #spare to become a movie. Odds on for someone like Jarod Leto to play Harry

There’s someone chirping on the #RedSox live coverage. If anyone’s at the game give me your Venmo so I can send you cash to buy them hotdogs to shut their mouth up with #thanksinadvance

Oppenheimer is now free on Peacock, which means I’m now finally going to watch it 😂

If Wales keep playing like this, I may need to be like every other American and claiming I’m fucking Irish 🙄 #WALvIRE #6nations

This is just sorcery at this point

Didn’t have an Amish girl in full dress sitting in the emergency room with her head stuck in a football helmet on my life bingo card but here we are….just when you think nothing will surprise you

Watching #NHL is without a doubt my new favorite sport. But I have the annoying ability of picking a team who suck so, and now watching the Nashville Predators is seriously painful 😭😂 I’ll keep the faith though, my rugby and soccer teams suck too 🙄😂

Picked 1st & 2nd in the grand national. Won $100, always makes me wish I bet the mortgage 😂 #GrandNational

Parenthood in a snapshot, this is how I spend my Grand National winnings.

Welp. This isn’t going to go well in one way or another

Managed to watch until the 15th hole and then I had leave to make the drive to Nashville. Gutted. Thankfully I can listen in the radio. #Masters2025

Fuck yes McIlroy 🙌🙌 #Masters2025