[fire drill] boss: let’s take the stairs me: NO LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND

First full belly-laugh of the month.

Your child's teacher is crying out for help!

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Absolutely no more Suez Canal jokes... That ship has sailed.

I have gifted children but people always return them the next day

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Tried to renew my driving licence online but the DVLA website is so bad. After many attempts I got to the payment section, only to get message that something went wrong and I would have to start again. It looks like this has happened to a lot of people.

Just discovered that the plot of Little Miss Wise is basically Yes Man by Danny Wallace

in dinosaur culture it's actually really insensitive to wish upon a falling star

God: I've invented wind Angel: I don't like it God: It's just the first draught

I'm running a Beatles pun contest, and I'm getting Paul McCartney to heyjudicate.

Nervously pacing around the lobby of the Burj Khalifa worried my elevator pitch isn’t long enough

Moose Allain Ꙭ Shivelight is the sharp shards of light you get in the woods and mogshade is the shadow caused by trees.

Has anyone seen Kevin Bacon’s car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

I don't like to show off about how mature and brave I am but, in this hot weather, I have been sleeping with one foot dangling outside of the bed where monsters could grab it.

Since device drivers are loaded up when your computer boots up, this is sending Windows into recovery mode. Only fix is to: Safe Mode, and delete C-00000291*.sys (which is basically every ".sys" file starting with "C-00000291") from C:\Windows\System32\drivers\Crowdstrike. (5/n)