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Boundless congratulations and sincere apologies to the Atlantis Georgias, the Ohio Worms, and the Core Mechanics for their joining the cultural event of #blaseball! also hey crabs how's it going

Everyone say hi to the new teams! “Hi to the new teams”

We can’t wait to root for all of you!

No arms- no legs- no existential crisis-just (Ohio) worms

Crazy weather this time of year huh

Look at those big dogs run

🚤HAPPY 🚤DALE 🚤DAY 🚤!

Yep we are unironically leftists, hope yall didnt think it was just an aesthetic!

‼️ MEMORIAL SLUSHIE ALERT ‼️ We're immediately launching the Picklestein Memorial Slushie. All proceeds will go to crime.

the discord has taught me to do witchcraft

Get down with the (altitude) sickness.

brought to you as part of the dom wom joe bong yams con mvp plan extravaganza with pickles

You can’t stop a digital strike

Air is a weird name for a team but if you think about it, it’s actually a very powerful omnipresent life sustaining mascot.

Here’s a pitch- a blaseball player named Suez Canal

Our team line up: (art to come) Cullen Skink Air Bud Terry Yuck Christine “Chrissy” Cross Barista Marshall Idina Carly Ron Goth Destiel Cannon Andy Corn Max Volume Enoby Way Stacey Hxq38e7 Belinda Carlisle Boulevard Phoebe Damned Alecka Zamm Dula Peep Marie Calamari Suez Canal

get ready. for Super Worm Moon Sunday usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

And they were BEES Oh my gods they were BEES! What a wonderful wedding!

(1/3) Tlopps cards have arrived at the Printful warehouse! Threaded is our current launch plan, in order to ensure we cover as many timezones as possible.