If I was Jaguar Land Rover, I'd have my lawyers on to No10 immediately. "Hands, Face & Space" is suspiciously similar to "Grace, Pace & Space".

Listening to BBC Radio 4 Today getting excited about shooting being allowed to continue... Participants have always actively kept a safe distance from each other for obvious reasons, irrespective of #CV19 hysteria.

Great to hear @PaddyCGalbraith interviewed on BBC Radio 4 earlier for Shooting Times Succinctly knocked on the head Covid-related stupidity surrounding grouse shooting in the media.

Anyone else bored of repeating the fact that shooting and conservation can be - and frequently are - complimentary and interchangeable?

Please can we have another day of singling out shooting from a list of "Covid-approved" activities? Robert Peston Gary Lineker etc.

Anniversary bubbles. @coatesandseely

They clearly didn't ask me. 44% of these respondents need their heads examined. This is economic suicide.

I'm 82.6% thrilled that it is #WorldStatisticsDay2020

Grateful for life? The rose at our front door certainly is, giving us beautiful blooms like this on a dark wet day in late October!

Always a good start to the day listening to Tim Bonner 🇺🇦 do battle with the horse racing specialist Mark Avery on BBC Radio 4 Today

I'm loving the fact that my wife's speed awareness course is being delivered via... Zoom.

"Non-essential retail"? Pretty much essential to those that own the shop...

When they said it'll all be over by Christmas, did anyone actually think to ask "Which Christmas?"...

I've been able to shop at Tesco, Homebase, Halfords, Wickes, Mole Country Stores, Shell and Pets at Home in the past week - but my children can't go back to school on Monday. #backtoschool

I'm getting all nostalgic about those halcyon days when Brexit was the only thing on the news.

The best thing about 2021? No-one can legitimately use the expression "In this unprecedented year...".

If Boris's bike ride a few miles from home is wrong, we should fine all of the 100+ cyclists going through our village out of Basingstoke/Winchester every day as they're all at least 7 miles from home. Or we stop all this puritanical nonsense.

Love this. I always felt smug parking my old 1973 Lancia Fulvia coupe... much smaller than today's Mini hatchback (significantly less impact protection, too). Automotive innovation should be directed at making cars less flabby and less resource-heavy.

Here you go, Monday morning Twitter. Cheer yourself up with a look at the lilies I gave to my wife two weeks ago and still going strong today... #BlueMonday

The one day of the year Hampshire feels good about buying the Discovery... #Snowuk