Facts don’t let me find a outdoor bench it’s a wrap

Just bc a man is trying his best doesn’t mean you have to accept it

Before the end of the year I’ll be in the best mental, financial, emotional, spiritual and physical shape I’ve ever been in my life.

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

This is textbook observational humor.

i’ll cancel my whole day if she tells me she wanna see me

"How do you know about that?" You told me.

I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something

“i know you don’t have to tell me everything, but i was kind of hoping you’d want to” … incredibly devastating line

My typa man

The men better be on the grill this summer!! not on the side smoking no hookah or vape!!

nosy as i am, i dont care to know too much about a partner's past. my only non negotiable is that i never want to be in a room where i know less about a situation than anyone else there

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

“Do you want kids” actually I want to be so deeply and safely inlove with a genuine, handsome, considerate, emotionally intelligent, healed provider of a man that the only feasible next option is to make him a father.

I can be friends with everyone bc my definition of friend is flexible! everyone can be my friend bc I have an endless capacity for love! is every one of my friends gonna be someone I talk to everyday, see weekly, or rely on? no! but can I have a lovely hang w/anyone ? absolutely!

Picture this. Two books. Poolside cabana. Frozen passion fruit margarita slightly melted. Chicken tenders and french fries.

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

los hombres llaman “princess treatment” a lo q hace tu amiga por ti un martes cualquiera a las 4 de la tarde