mike townsend *was* a credit to the team. debt paid. the seattle garages

THE RETURN.

JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS HAS RETURNED TO the seattle garages. MIKE TOWNSEND, A CREDIT TO THE TEAM, HAS DISSIPATED.

Thank you, my friend ⛈👑🌹

Hey. I'm trying to be more assertive! So! Don't be mad at Jaylen, it's not her fault! I think... I think it was the gods that did this! I think we need to fight them!

Can I dang say, we've seen a dang lot of incinerations on the Flowers. Too dang many. But it dang hurts to see it dang happen to any other team, too. Dang thinking about you, Tigers and Moist Talkers.

All the other teams need to get to this party, it's wild. King Weatherman👑⛈️ is wearing a lampshade and everything

//ooc: my computer died spectacularly this morning, taking all of my art and writing with it! I planned on funding the rest of my year with much of that art. Please help me buy a new computer by donating to & rt'ing the pinned tweet on Flu ⚾️🩸🙏

Why am I the only one officiakly partyhimvg? Thhnis is gfreart I ptich so much betttter nowww🌹☄⚾️🩸🍍🍅🥦📣 I'm keeping this lamp on my head forever🏮♾

Everybody party with me 📣📣📣 I can't party aloooone

Fully endorse. Don’t forget!

"have you ever seen such talent? top 3 would be better. a show of unity? you withhold your labor. you think that gives you power? pity." another season, another threat. wait SQUID?? FOLLOWED HOTDOGFINGERS?

i have ten thousand extra peanuts... what now

Hold up the peanut is anti-strike and a union buster? We gotta Crack the nut I'm siding with the squid

The Flowers! 🌹The NEW Boston Flowers🌹 are led by King Weatherman👑⛈️ on the mound, on pace for a career-best ERA of 3.55, and a well-rounded batting lineup featuring 🐝 inez "all beezness" owens 🌹 (30 RBIs) and Margarito Nava 🔍 (13 HR).

The year of the Super Bloom continues!

//ooc: your boy is in the emergency room tonight. I'm safe, just having a bad reaction to some medications. Send King Weatherman art, fic, blaseball memes. 🌹

I am r e a d y