Oh dang good, there are dang moose here in dang Seattle, too

Dang saw this last dang night and I dang punched it. Yes, I am dang ready for dang blaseball to be dang back

Dang ready to dang play today!

Oh dang hey, we're in the dang playoffs. That's dang nice.

Dang it. Well... dang it.

I dang have to dang say, there's dang something about these dang the seattle garages kids. They play their dang music way too dang loud... and I dang like it. Dang good kids.

No dang blaseball today, dang guess I'll go dang punch some more dang moose like usual

So dang now we are dang going to dang play blaseball to dang determine who dang gets to be the dang Ace? Isn't that dang me? Dang hello, Ace here. No dang need to play, dang problem with any dang gods resolved.

You dang all would not dang believe this dang moose heart I dang found, it's truly something dang else

Did I just dang become dang plot relevant for the first dang time? According to dang history, that's not dang great for dang life expectancy

I'd dang like to dang see that dang groundskeeping elk with saws attached to her dang antlers go and make dang fun of my sister now

Just dang hanging out in the dang Garages version of the Shadow Greenhouse with all my dang kids, enjoying dang family time in case my dang plot relevancy leads to dang bad times

Dang good on you, you dang Flowers.

Dang yeah, Flowers. Good dang on ya. Go dang win it dang officially this dang time.

Don't you all dang worry. Me and my dang kids will continue to punch some dang moose from dang now through the dang rest of dang eternity.

May all your dang mooses be punched, and may all your dang pitches be wiggly. Nothing but dang love for all dang all of you. Be dang good and dang do good. See you dang all on the dang astral plane or in dang Maine, whichever comes dang first. Ace signing dang off.