y’all be working TOO hard for yalls $9 dollar jobs! my friend just said “hey i’ll text you later i’m at work” girl me too tf??!

“his name is Ray? that’s a red flag”

Am I depressed or is laying down fucking awesome

WHAT IN THE NAME OF WHITE PRIVILEGE IS THIS SHIT ??!???

false alarm i’m a psycho. he’s being relocated to a prison where he belongs <3

What’s joe biden’s plan for getting me a beer from the fridge please honey

I PROVIDED COCA-COLA WITH ALL THE SOUNDS FOR THIS =) : youtu.be/eOMhOjgNd7Q

bro i think i would just straight up go into cardiac arrest and die if this woman was in my presence

god I love when women break up with the bachelor first

actually I'm macrodosing weed

it’s bullshit all the fun drugs make mentally ill people even worse. ur telling me i can’t even medically induce a good time???

I was really upset that homeless people did not have access to the $1,400 stimulus check. I just found this out. If you are homeless, you can go to a tax return office where they will file something called EIP return. They will put the money on a debit card after. Retweet.!

I hope my vaccine chip is sour cream n onion

i’m not funny on the internet. my intention is always to be annoying.

My grandmother fighting for her rights as an Italian <3

Does this mean anything to you?

people are literally fucking homeless from this pandemic and the govt thought nah fuck all y’all, the pigs get some robot dogs. i-

New year ? Smells like the old one