just saw an ad that said “we want a bank to be more than a bank”. i don’t want that. just a bank is fine

once the AI bubble pops they’re gonna start selling a subscription service to block AI for 14.99/month

teaching excel formulas to somebody born in the 2000s makes me feel like haymitch

you think a man wouldn’t wear shorts that say “all dick no brain” ?

if the blue jays win are we all gonna kiss

i always crave something that doesn’t exist after dinner

I swear to god the drag queen at the bar last night said her name was Julie Chen Moonves

so nauseous and i don’t know why all i had was 3 glasses of wine and 2 iced coffees and 4 hard boiled eggs

when u just folded all ur sweaters so u just go as long as you can without wearing any of your sweaters

chatgpt, make me the mayor

she’s gold for an amazing reason

You Should be Able to Control How much Blood goes to Each part of Your Body so You Could Send it all Straight to Your Feet and Create so Much Pressure That Your Feet just Blow Clean Off

person who only thinks about shoes deciding what they want for dinner: i think shoes

What the hell is kevin o’leary doing in the background why is everything soooo crazy

Hijacking the entire planet's economy to run a technology that destroys general credibility of videos, pictures, and information forever, so that if the videos surface of them hurting kids, they have plausible deniability

all the AI on this website just makes it feel like Linkedin

i think we’ve made enough media about shrinking our family members

beautiful. youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7…