People who locked in a 3% mortgage in 2021:

::The hospital was a drag; worst sleep that I ever had:: Didn’t know Taylor Swift took call over Memorial Day while writing #TTPD #anesthesiologist

Minnesota sports.

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When someone writes in their note that the patient “endorses” a symptom

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword - your daily Crossword streak - that time you solved Wordle in two guesses

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - where they were during the Halloween blizzard of 1991

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your doctor cannot identify what medications you take when described by their size and color.

Has arrived at her first UTA as a traditional reservist, and as an added bonus, appears to have all parts of her uniform. Please clap. 👏🏻

The MD at the end of my name stands for “Moo Deng” now

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

you have to be careful handling metronidazole, because it’s flagyl

THE #VIKINGS WITH THE GREATEST CELEBRATION EVER. Iconic.

It’s not a bandwagon it’s a longship and you should come aboard

When the intern nails their first intubation of residency x.com/DanBartels2/st…