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i went to go weigh my bag today to make sure it was less than 50lbs and with me and the bag on the scale it read the weight i was at my heaviest. that certainly was a bit of a mind fuck and put things into perspective for me.

oh you mean work? okay 🫡

You ever go to a vegan donut shop and they’re playing knocked loose while you perusing the emo themed donuts? Me either

karaoke for our last night in san diego is high key as hell

heart shaped chicken parm ♥️♥️

vacay is over and i have to go back to work for two days 🙁 thank god tomorrow is halloween. that will at least give me something to live for 🦇🎃

you ever want to join a convo but your brain starts analyzing the topic from like 5 different perspectives and cannot land on one and by now the topic has come and gone so you just don’t say anything and then people ask you why you’re always so quite? how do i turn that off?

kinda surreal how so much can change in 9mo

I mean, it's literally exactly what I said would happen: 1. Someone gets a ballot that randomly assigned the candidate they don't like at the top and the one they like at the bottom. 2. They run to Twitter with a photo about how the state in question is biased. 3. The tweet

bahaha got ‘em

i cannot wait to wear some outrageous outfit and bold makeup to the polls tomorrow and scare all the geriatric poll volunteers.

i am already sick of election day. time to step away from the social media…

Impeached twice. Convicted felon. Not legally allowed to to vote or work in most places due to being a convicted felon. Elected president. This country is fucked. We’re going backwards. I’m sorry. Sorry to the women who are going to have their rights stripped away from them.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

this song is yet again relevant. absolute insanity. i’m so heart broken this morning. open.spotify.com/track/29lG0RlQ…

i made a meme today for the first time in months. i’m not excited about it.