I know deep down in my soul i could eat a full pizza if i wanted to. I just chose not to cause I’d have to live in my body after

this is like when steve rogers stole his captain america shield out of the smithsonian

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

Everything my boyfriend has learned about Taylor Swift has been against his will

A) hope she never dies B) Hope if she does theres a death drop and a glitter cannon Dolly Parton

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Did he not like the new SZA album???Usually you love SZA Barack whats going on?

"Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan’s always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call…"

Person who just finished cutting a watermelon: we’re gonna have a LOT of watermelon Me who could eat my own weight in melon: 🙊

Do you guys ever wonder why they never showed if the Cheetah Girls won the Barcelona music festival?

me 1 hour 57 minutes after I’ve said I’m on my way

This is my fave cover redo yet she looks so happy i wanna hang it on every wall of my house🥺 #1989TaylorsVersion