GOP: ‘We need to protect the border, dammit!’ Trump: ‘hey don’t protect to the border now; it’ll hurt my campaign’ GOP: ‘Hell No, we’re not signing a bill to protect the border!’

Today, I helped a petite stranger reach something at the back of a high shelf at the grocery store. I can proudly say I did my duty.

Why did the bodybuilder need a dictionary He wanted more DEFINITION

I am up late because I had a sudden epiphany on the correct algorithm for link blocking in a global nav menu and I wanted to implement it before I forgot

I'm going to keep watching Netflix's Avatar out of my love for the original series, but like...I have to force myself. I'm actively wanting it to end faster and I'm only on the third episode.

Let's be clear. There is no place for antisemitic harassment or violence on campuses or anywhere else. None. But protesting the slaughter in Gaza is not in itself antisemitic, and having armed police arrest peaceful student demonstrators is never acceptable.

For all the burn it down 20 somethings out there threatening to withhold their vote for Biden because of foreign policy he largely can't control, understand this. Your lives suck because a generation ago people were too "uninspired" to vote for Gore. Signed, a 2000 Nadar voter

If you get a message from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam.

ChatGPT 4o refuses to output MLK’s “I have a dream” speech. It probably misinterprets any references to racial experience as being a negative thing. Obviously, that’s not true, but it’s fascinating that it tries to avoid those topics altogether rather than be more discerning.

Hey OpenAI, why does GPT refuse to show MLK’s speech?

This video of Donald Trump singing “It wasn’t me” is now TRENDING. Can we get #ItWasntMe trending to the top?

Kamala just put this video out and it’s brutal. 😂

I just remembered that I made a "fan edit" of Friday the 13th Part VII with Tina completely cut out of the movie and it ends with Jason dying due to really poor craftsmanship

I've now beaten BG3 on honour mode twice and Steam won't give me the achievement...I guess I'm just not that honourable.

Oh my god just write your own emails

SPOUSE: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" - NORMAL PEOPLE: "Of course, honey." - ME: "Hmm. Would we even have met if you were a worm? I don't go out much, and worms can't really operate computers or smartphones. In this essay I will—"