My roommate went bananas, moved back in with my parents, I broke my arm swing dancing, had to have surgery, my ex bf crawled back into my life and ruined it…did I miss anything?

LMAOOO

it’s always the craziest bitches that want to major in psychology

Snapchats random memories be showin me the absolute worst times of my life with people I no longer am friends with

What’s the female equivalent to a guy going through his phone showing you his pics

Doing cocaine at the Cheesecake Factory with my friends

listen to this track bitch ‼️

Allegedly

If someone pays me back via Venmo I feel like I just made money, is this girl finances?

seeing who liked me on hinge fills me with rage and hatred

you're not "hiking" you're just walking in the woods for attention

B- for effort

My new bit (that no one but myself thinks is funny) is to swipe up on people’s stories and say “did you mean to put this on your main story??” Like to literally anything. Selfies, dog vids, pics w the girls, aNYTHING

i hope we get another submersible with billionaires trapped inside of it this summer. we've been good. we deserve it

It’s my bday and I’m spending it alone so everyone should venmo me $1 so I can go buy a new puzzle k thank

I need someone to explain to me like I’m 5 years old. It was confirmed that is she born a biological woman but testing showed elevated levels of testosterone. If we are saying elevated levels of testosterone makes you a biological man, does that mean ‘women’ who suffer from

I am overjoyed. I have been a longtime supporter of Tim Walz ever since I learned about him like last week

The winners of the Michigan Secretary of State’s “I Voted” sticker contest were revealed this morning after a public vote. Here are some of the victorious designs:

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy