men selfies will always crack me up ....... ok girlie do ur thang I see u

Apologizing to my kids when I’m wrong will be normal as hell in my house.

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

i want to go see the buzz lightyear movie 🥹

the way i self sabotage forrealsies needs to stop but how

i cant believe i haven’t watched the doctor strange movie yet either what am i doing

"Why you taking so long to answer " Me:

the day i cry over a man … nevermind i simply never see it happening

My problem is I will say it’s fine & never talk to you again 😩

hey ( with intentions of becoming the love of your life )

i wish i could record my thoughts

aisle seat >>> window seat

I wanna know where Adam Levine gets his audacity from. Cheating on your pregnant wife? The woman you’ve been with for a decade? The woman that has carried 3 of your children now? The Victoria’s secret model? For some Instagram trash? Trash men are trash men. End of story.

Poor people deserve to buy fresh meat. This shouldn’t be a controversial opinion.

If I address something you did that I didn’t like or bothered me. It’s NOT your time to tell me something I did that you didn’t like. You had your chance to address that and didn’t that’s your fault should’ve been said something. That gives me manipulator vibes.

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.