snapchat is the weirdest thing because you meet someone once, blacked out at a party, and you keep up with them and watch them grow for the rest of your life 🤣

The groomsmen in my wedding are dressing like they’re the cast of the peaky blinders whether they like it or not.

My Twitter consists of like 4 followers and very vague, random, seemingly pointless tweets from me every 3-4 weeks. Enjoy.

#TooHotToHandle season two is an absolute mess and I love it. Majority of the cast this season clearly has no value in money

Joe Biden is either straight-up lying about the situation in Kabul or he legitimately doesn't know the truth. I don't know what's worse.

When the President says that "any American who wants to come home, we will get you home", the accurate translation of his choice of words just now is that any American in Afghanistan who can figure out how to get themselves to the airport in Kabul by 8/31, we'll get you home.

It is a bones day! Spread bones day vibes today. #bonesday

Pete Davidson is a much stronger man than me, I would be sending Kanye pictures of me and Kim Kardashian in bed by this point.

Wasn’t expecting anyone to be more of an evil than Jessica from season 1 Love is Blind… but then Trisha started talking.

Will Smith accepting his Oscar #Oscars

I hope everyone has a good day today! Except Madlyn from The Ultimatum. She’s one messy bitch.

I wanna know where Adam Levine gets his audacity from. Cheating on your pregnant wife? The woman you’ve been with for a decade? The woman that has carried 3 of your children now? The Victoria’s secret model? For some Instagram trash? Trash men are trash men. End of story.

So….Rihanna is killing the Super Bowl halftime show while pregnant?! Is there anything she cannot do? My Queen. #SuperBowl2023 #HalftimeShow #Rihanna

My second pregnancy announcement won’t be nearly as cool as Rihannas. #Rihanna #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl

Francesca gives more mean girl vibes than Regina George. It’s frustrating how nasty and mean she is, I know every reality show needs a villain but…she’s just too much. #PerfectMatch #perfectmatchnetflix

As someone that struggled with infertility and lost a pregnancy, it’s so weird to see Jojo siwa on Snapchat having a whole fake pregnancy for like this whole past week….just for clickbait?

The most awkward television moment in history is now Zack and Irina meeting in person for the first time. Yikes. #LoveisBlind4

That entire poolside conversation between Micah and Kwame made me so fucking sad. Chelsea deserves the world. Micah deserves nothing, she’s a grimey, icky, mean girl. #LoveisBlind4

Honestly the Love Is Blind Live Reunion not working is a perfect representation of this messy ass season. #LOVEISBLINDreunion

Nicole is so oddly obsessed with Chrishell and starting weird drama…did she not see what happened to Christine previous seasons? Nicole is about to find herself without a job because she’s ruining this whole ass show right now. #SellingSunset6