"Gosh, I just wish it was longer." - Everyone who sees Cannibal Holocaust.

accurate in the sense that this will be his only performance this decade

One of the best and most harrowing things you'll read this week or any other powmag.net/p/afrika-bamba…

5 Favorite Episodes of Television 5. Veep - "Mother" 4. 30 Rock - "Reunion" 3. Deadwood - "Sold Under Sin" 2. Twin Peaks: The Return - "Got a Light?" 1. The Simpsons - "Homer's Enemy"

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story was supposed to be a demolition, not a blueprint.

ok so here's my idea for a joke George Carlin could do if he was alive today: Have you ever noticed that we download updates but we don't upload downdates?

I like when the Beatles sing something like “I need your love” then scream like they are being murdered

My gay l'il ass watched Singin' in the Rain five hundred times.

La Toy of Jackson

accidental double exposure

If Gumby was made now, he'd have to wear pants.

Damn edible made me Google "Isn't it sacrilegious that churches have toilets?" Verdict: Yes.

Is there anything fluffier than a cloud? If there is, I don't wanna know about it.

Did this guy never play Clue? Building a ballroom is begging to get murdered.