My dad is 51, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

I like two things.. pups and Anna Drastata

imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk

This lady is like 73 years old and comes through my line every two days buying Brie and EVERY time she tells me about how much she loves it because it was all she ate when she lived in France in her 20s god these study abroad kids never give it a rest huh

teen vogue 2002: would JOE JONAS🎤👦🏻 like your lip gloss💁🏼‍♀️💋 or are you UGLY❔😳 teen vogue 2019:

she left me for the guy who can hit the orange notes on guitar hero again. don't text

who decided the soundtrack of shrek would go that hard

me: hey what's your ring size her: omg why me: [closing out of custom bowling ball website] just thinking about the future

but is his love for u bottomless? something to think about at brunch

Still no word.