From the restaurant that brought you Dong Lotion®, comes a breakthrough booster that will provide you with immunity against those late night cravings so that you can wait until 11 AM. Introducing: Phoderna Phoderna is not recommended for those who are allergic to good food.

My response to my friend when they asked me what's wrong after I choke on some broth from hearing their terrible joke: "Pho cough."

"A Bong"

Yo, I like making innuendos as much as the next brand pretending to be your best friend, but RadioShack is getting wildddddd

Thor, Stormbreaker, and Mjolnir could be in a poly-armorous relationship together, but Stormbreaker needs to work on its jealousy.

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We're gonna do a popup for IFW in the Skywalk. Our main performer will be that guy who plays the same three cords for every song he sings.

When he's a 10 but jumps on a meme late.

When he's a 10 but doesn't want A Dong in his mouth.

Perfecto.

Yes, NASA's spacecraft is called DART. Yes, it's the size of a bus. No, we are not letting NASA launch one of our buses at an asteriod.

Head canon: DART's D-LINE stands for Dong Line because it gets people closer to A Dong.

Today's special: order three orders of egg rolls and only pay for three orders of eggrolls!

A Dong will be closed tonight due to one of our own getting married! We'll be back tomorrow... With a hangover.