Padma Lakshmi I don’t know who drew this but whoever the artist is absolutely nailed the best moment of the movie.

Who needs product managers when you've got *checks notes* Elon's simp bros?

JCO the banger factory

I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! Capital One, I’m ready to see Taylor Swift at #TSTheErasTour!

Now that Ryan Gosling is older, shouldn't he be Ryan Goose?

I still do the crossword every day even though the answers are just a screen tap away.

I hadn't realized that Twitter itself still has a page at its help center acknowledging that its label is false by Twitter's own definition, and saying why the label is false. So both Musk and his company have acknowledged the falsehood of what Musk and his company said.

“This Is A Hate Crime”: Kansas City Black Family Demanding Justice After A White Man Shoots Black Boy, Ralph Yarl, In The Head Twice For Ringing Doorbell Of The Wrong Home, White Man Released By Police Hours Later kansascitydefender.com/justice/kansas…

Super sad about losing my blue checkmark. Which I definitely didn't not have, on account of me being so notable.

This article, and to an even greater degree it's title, perfectly captures the essence of Twitter 2023. Elon Musk is such an embarrassment.

Rank these dog names by scariness: bandit, killer, rapist

Blue check proves: you can't buy good takes

Simultaneously heartwarming and heartbreaking story by Laurie McGinley washingtonpost.com/health/2023/04…

NO PEPPA PIG! THEYVE IGNORED IMPORTANT SAFETY REGULATIONS!

Uh, how else would you pluralize Sir Mix-a-lot?

This is actually true

Yuck! 🤮

Trickle down incompetence